1. I have a full time job and a tumblr account, don’t even talk to me about being tired.

  2. “I LOST MY SHOE.”

    Sam, Bad Day At Black Rock.

    “I’M BATMAN!”

    Dean, Bad Day At Black Rock.

    “SNOW WHITE? I SAW THAT MOVIE. THE PORN VERSION ANYWAY. THERE WAS THIS WICKED STEPMOTHER. WOO, SHE WAS WICKED.”

    Dean, Bedtime Stories.

    “I’M GONNA GO STOP THE BIG BAD WOLF. WHICH IS THE WEIRDEST THING I’VE EVER SAID.”

    Dean, Bedtime Stories.

    “DUDE, COULD YOU BE MORE GAY? DON’T ANSWER THAT.”

    Dean, Bedtime Stories.

    "CAN I SHOOT HER?"

    “NOT IN PUBLIC”

    Sam & Dean, Red Sky At Morning.

    YOU KNOW, WHEN THIS IS OVER, WE SHOULD REALLY HAVE ANGRY SEX.”

    “DON’T OBJECTIFY ME”

    Bela & Dean, Red Sky At Morning.

    "YOU FUDGIN’ TOUCH ME AGAIN, I’LL FUDGIN’ KILL YOU!"

    Dean, A Very Supernatural Christmas.

    “YEAH RIGHT. NICE GUESS. IT WASN’T A GUESS. RIGHT, YOU’RE A MIND READER. CUT IT OUT SAM. SAM! YOU THINK YOU’RE BEING FUNNY BUT YOU’RE BEING REALLY, REALLY CHILDISH. SAM WINCHESTER WEARS MAKE-UP. SAM WINCHESTER CRIES HIS WAY THROUGH SEX. SAM WINCHESTER KEEPS A RULER BY THE BED AND EVERY MORNING WHEN HE WAKES UP… OK! ENOUGH!

    Sam & Dean (In Unison), Mystery Spot.

    “THESE TACOS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU?”

    Dean, Mystery Spot.

    “ED, YOU’VE GOT TO GO BE GAY FOR THAT POOR DEAD INTERN.”

    Harry, Ghostfacers.

  3. We need some happier posts in this fandom.

    "I THINK I’LL PASS ON THE SEVENTY TWO VIRGINS, THANKS. I’M NOT THAT INTO PRUDE CHICKS ANYWAY."

    Dean, In My Time of Dying.

    “MY NAME IS DEAN WINCHESTER. I‘M AN AQUARIUS. I ENJOY SUNSETS, LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND FRISKY WOMEN. AND I DID NOT KILL ANYONE.”

    Dean, The Usual Suspects.

    “MYSPACE, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? SERIOUSLY, IS THAT LIKE, SOME SORT OF PORN SITE?”

    Dean, Crossroad Blues.

    "WHY DO THESE PEOPLE ASSUME WE’RE GAY?"

    "WELL, YOU ARE KIND OF BUTCH. THEY PROBABLY THINK YOU’RE OVERCOMPENSATING."

    Sam & Dean, Playthings

    “WE’RE NOT WORKING FOR THE MANDROID!”

    Sam, Nightshifter.

    "I THINK I LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON: ALWAYS TAKE DOWN YOUR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS AFTER NEW YEAR’S, OR YOU MIGHT GET FILLETED BY A HOOKER FROM GOD."

    Dean, Houses of The Holy.

    "DUDE, YOU FULL-ON HAD A GIRL INSIDE YOU FOR LIKE A WHOLE WEEK. THAT’S PRETTY NAUGHTY

    Dean, Born Under a Bad Sign.

    “DEAN, THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS INVESTIGATION. WE DON’T HAVE ANY TIME FOR ANY OF YOUR BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.”

    Sam, Tall Tales.

    "THEY MADE ME SLOW DANCE.

    Random Frat Boy, Tall Tales.

    "WHAT ABOUT A HUMAN BY DAY, A FREAK ANIMAL KILLING MACHINE BY MOONLIGHT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND. I MEAN WEREWOLVES ARE BADASS, WE HAVEN’T SEEN ONE SINCE WE WERE KIDS."

    Dean, Heart.

    “YOU KNOW, MAYBE THE SPIRITS ARE TRYING TO SHUT DOWN THE MOVIE BECAUSE THEY THINK IT SUCKS. BECAUSE, I MEAN, IT KINDA DOES.”

    Sam, Hollywood Babylon.

    “SAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT, TINY. HEY, I WANTED TO ASK YOU, BECAUSE I COULDN’T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU ARE TWO TONS OF FUN. JUST CURIOUS, IS IT LIKE A THYROID PROBLEM? OR IS THAT JUST SOME DEEP-SEATED SELF ESTEEM ISSUE? BECAUSE YOU KNOW, THEY’RE JUST DOUGHNUTS. THEY’RE NOT LOVE.”

    Dean, Falsom Prison Blues.

    "HEY, SEE IF THEY’VE GOT ANY PIE. BRING ME SOME PIE. I LOVE ME SOME PIE."

    Dean, All Hell Breaks Loose, Part 1.

    Again, didn’t want to make it too long, I will do all other seasons.

  4. Because being part of a fandom that regularly rips out your heart and pounds you in the feels so frequently you’d think it was a meat tenderiser, entitles us to a laugh every once in a while!

    .

    “DRIVER PICKS THE MUSIC, SHOTGUN SHUTS HIS CAKE HOLE.”

    Dean, Pilot.

    “IT MUST BE HARD WITH YOUR SENSE OF DIRECTION, NEVER BEING ABLE TO FIND YOUR WAY TO A DECENT PICKUP LINE.”

    Andrea to Dean, Dead in the water.

    “DUDE, STOW THE TOUCHY-FEELY, SELF-HELP YOGA CRAP.”

    Dean to Sam, Phantom Traveller.

    "YOUR HALF-CAF, DOUBLE VANILLA LATTE IS GETTING COLD OVER HERE, FRANCIS."

    Dean to Sam, Hookman

    “BOY, YOU PUT YOUR FOOT ON MY COFFEE TABLE, I’M GONNA WHACK YOU WITH A SPOON.”

    Missouri to Dean, Home.

    “WHO DO YOU THINK IS A HOTTER PSYCHIC: PATRICIA ARQUETTE, JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT OR YOU?”

    Dean to Sam, Asylum.

    "I HAD A CRAPPY GUIDANCE COUNSELLOR."

    Sam on why his job is hunting, Asylum.

    "DUDE, YOU FUGLY."

    Dean, Scarecrow.

    "HOLD ME, SAM. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL."

    Dean mocking Sam, Scarecrow.

    “I’M NOT GONNA DIE IN A HOSPITAL WHERE THE NURSES AREN’T EVEN HOT.”

    Dean, Faith.

    “THAT FABRIC SOFTENER TEDDY BEAR? OH, I’M GONNA HUNT THAT LITTLE BITCH DOWN.”

    Dean, Faith.

    "I MISS CONVERSATIONS THAT DIDN’T START WITH ‘THIS KILLER TRUCK.’"

    Sam, Route 666.

    “WHAT KIND OF A HOUSE DOESN’T HAVE SALT? LOW SODIUM FREAKS!”

    Sam, Provenance.

    I didn’t want to make this too long, but I’ll do more for the other seasons. :)

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  6. nutella-and-wifi:

    homo-fallen-angel:

    image

    My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

    always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

    Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog

    Re blogging this on a Thursday because I live on the fucking edge.

    Reblogged from: omywonderland
  7. Literally not even 3 minutes into season 10 and Sam’s already at it…

    "So get this."

    I nearly lost it.

  8. Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

    Reblogged from: thebagelapocalypse
  9. thebagelapocalypse:

    dean-has-a-wing-kink:

    afoxboy:

    I’m so sorry, I made another song. Based of “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You” from Disney’s Mulan, Bobby tries to help Castiel and the boys become the hunters they were meant to be. Of course, they get a little carried away. All voices by me. Enjoy!

    ————

    CASTIEL: I think I’d like to become a hunter.
    DEAN: Cas…you can’t just
    become a hunter. It takes hard work, dedication, and conditioning. Plus a healthy level of badassness and courage. Like, can you even shoot a gun?
    CASTIEL: I think I can handle it, Dean. After all, I have killed before. I’m an angel of the Lord. I can handle a gun if my angel blade won’t suffice.
    SAM: I don’t know Cas, you really think you can handle being a hunter? It’s hard not only physically, but mentally too. You really can’t have attachments.
    BOBBY: Ah shut up boys, you don’t know the dog’s nuts about being a real damn hunter.
    DEAN: Oh really? And you do?
    BOBBY: Listen up, idjits, I’ll make a hunter out of you.  

    BOBBY:

    Let’s get down to business
    Grab the salt and guns
    Did they send me pussies
    When I asked for sons?
    You’re the dumbest bunch
    I ever met
    But you can bet
    Before we’re through
    Idjits, I’ll make hunters
    out of you

    Now listen up.

    First y’all do your research
    On the witch, or djinn
    Once you find what kills it
    you are sure to win

    You’re a spineless, pale
    pathetic lot (Dean: Hey!)
    And you haven’t got a clue
    Somehow I’ll make hunters
    out of you

    DEAN:
    Bobby you’re a real
    Pain in the ass

    SAM:
    Say good-bye chicks and whiskey

    CASTIEL:
    I don’t understand
    The voice says I’m all out!

    DEAN:
    Jeez, Cas, just forget the phone!

     CROWLEY:
    This is really too amusing.

    BOBBY:
    Now I really wish that I
    Had some more gin
    (Be a Man)



    DEAN:
    We must be swift as

    The coursing river
    (Be a man)


    CASTIEL:

    With all the force
    Of a great typhoon
    (Be a man)


    BOBBY:

    What the hell are y’all
    Singing about

    SAM:
    Mysterious as the

    Dark side of the moon

    CASTIEL:
    Time is racing toward us

    till Lucifer’s rise


    BOBBY:

    Then why don’t ya shut up
    And you might survive

    CROWLEY:
    You’re unsuited for
    Hell’s opening door
    So pack up, go home
    you’re through
    How could he make hunters
    out of you?

    (Be a man)

    SAM, DEAN, CASTIEL:
    We must be swift as

    the coursing river
    (Be a man)
    With all the force
    of a great typhoon
    (Be a man)
    With all the strength
    of a raging fire
    Mysterious as the
    dark side of the moon

    (Be a man)
    We must be swift as
    the Coursing river
    (Be a man)
    With all the force
    of a great typhoon
    (Be a man)
    With all the strength
    of a raging fire
    Mysterious as the
    dark side of the moon 

    Hah!

    BOBBY: Well good luck out there boys, your sorry asses are gonna need it. 

    supernatural musical episode

    Reblog this. Every Supernatural fan needs to hear it. It should be our anthem. Amazing.

    Re blogging this again because it’s the best thing on tumblr and it deserves more notes.

    Reblogged from: thebagelapocalypse
  10. Because when I was 13 years old, I was sent home for my tank top straps being a little too thin, but a boy could wear a Cool Story babe, Go Make Me A Sandwich shirt and not be looked at twice.

    Because when I was 17 and I told a guy “No” and the next day the word tease was painted on my locker.

    Because when I was 18 and just wanted to be friends, I was a bitch.

    Because I feel the need to say “I have a boyfriend” instead of “No” because guys respect other men more than they would ever respect me.

    Because society screams “don’t get raped” instead of “don’t rape”

    Because I am scared to walk alone at 10 PM

    Because being beautiful is the most important thing I’ll ever do.

    Because when I wear my favorite skirt “I’m asking for it”

    Because the song Blurred Lines exists

    Because no means no no matter how you fucking spin it

    Because a girl was drugged and raped with a beer bottle, and the boys who did it are out on bail.

    Because I owe you nothing

    Because pepper spray is a gift I receive yearly.

    Because I am asked if I have a boyfriend more than I am asked about my mental health

    Because my clothes say more about my consent then my mouth does.

    Because the wage gap exists

    Because “not all men are like that” is said way too often

    ENOUGH ARE

    Because I feel the need to say “I’m not a feminist but…”

    Because I’m writing this fucking piece

    When you ask why I’m angry? (via brennanat)
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